Saturday 21 December 2013

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year


Feel the vibe
Right outside
With christmas lights
And christmas pride
As people shop
Side by side
For the ultimate gift
To go world wide
It may be a song
Or a flash car too
It may be a ring
As someone says I do
It may be a house
Or even a flat
It may be a squat
Which isn't all that
It may be a pebble
Loat at sea
It may be a hug
That comes for free
It may be a smile
From someone you adore
It maybe a book
That's total hardcore
Or it may be a chance
To help someone out
So they can do wonders
In a world full of doubt
To rise up through the masses
With art and words gallore
To spread the love of christmas
Simply once more
No matter if they are rich
No matter if they are poor
Christmas is the time to be jolly
This we know for sure
So party party party
The whole way through
And enjoy this time of year
While helping others too
For christmas is really special
For every boy and girl
As they feel something great
All around the world
And that's the love of life
That's been given to one and all
As we party party party
Get smashed and simply fall
For we are all lucky
Yet the truth is we are not
For some live in poverty
That others have forgot
And many will die
As you party without fear
So think yourseleves real lucky
And have a Happy New Year

I wrote this poem as i like many othe thousands of people have been homeless at this time of year. Please don't be afraid to help someone this winter who is less fortunate than yourself. There are many charities out there that try to help with homelessnes. Me myself personally i would rather give beding,clothing and money to those I see struggling because a lot of people on our streets don't get benifits and proper hot meals cost a fortune. Trust me I should know how hard it is to live on the streets and did a homeless awearness tour to prove that fact. The real problem is no local conaction no place no money no place no stabillity no place and if you end up becoming an addict of any discription many landlords don't want to help those on benefits but it is the only way to get accomadition in future.
Maybe one day I Dr Geebers through art and poetry can raise the funding to set up my own charity to create the flates and houses we need to start combating homelessnes and not hostels that have so many rules you are actually better of in prison. I can say this because i live in emergency housing accomadation and I am not allowed any visitors at all. So to change my life around from being on the streets I cannot have my girlfriend stayin my property or try to take my art on to the next level this is after I walked 6800 miles around the UK coastline been on TV and many newspapers. I had to become an addict after 17 years clean to get the help I am getting now and it isn't enough by a long shot.

Ten rules for a poet


Come on
Let me hear you now
Come on
You can do it some how
Come on
Write down what you see
Come on
It's the only way to be

Don't be shy
That's the first rule
Don't tell lies
And you'll be cool
And don't be afraid
That's the second
Use life's blade
And you won't be mistaken

So come on
Let me hear you now
Come on
You can say it some how
Come on
Write down what you see
Come on
It's the only way to be

Do't be lazy
That's the third
Just amaze thee
And fly like a bird
Don't lay down
That's now four
Or you'll drown
And be no more

So come on
Let me hear you now
Come on
You can say it some how
Come on
Write down what you see
Come on
It's the only way to be

Don't be an idiot
Now that's the fiveth
Because you can't get rid of it
That's the poets wealth
Don't be an asshole
Now that's six
So be in control
As your writing does tricks

So come on
Let me hear you now
Come on
You can say it some how
Come on
Write down what you see
Come on
It's the only way to be

Don't be stupid
Now that's seven
Because your not cubid
And you'll go to heaven
Don't be greedy
Yes that's eight
And help the needy
Before it's to late

So come on
Let me hear you now
Come on
You can say it some how
Come on
Write down what you see
Come on
It's the only way to be

Don't be smart
Now that's nine
Just write from the heart
Line by line
Don't be a loser
That's number ten
And you could drive life's cruiser
With the power of the pen

So come on
Let me hear you now
Come on
You can say it some how
Come on
Write down what you see
Come on
It's the only way to be

Come on
Let me hear you now
Come on
You can say it some how
Come on
Write down what you see
Come on
It's the only way to be



Don't be daft


Don't be daft
Have a laugh
Here we go
In the aftermath

Having a blast
Don't be last
Here we go
Slow not fast

Feeling it
Being it
Seeing all the things
And agreeing it

That is life
Pure sacravice
Doing everything
Surely twice

In a way
Day by day
Here we go
Make that play

Flying high
It's no lie
Doing all the things
Before we die

This is it
Bit by bit
What a load
Of bloody shit

But who cares
Nothings fair
In a world
Where nothings there

Fucking you up
Oh really fuck
Oh well then
Life must suck

Getting worse
A fucking curse
Oh well then
Get the fucking nurse


Pay up


Come on
Play it
Come on
 Say it
You can
 Do it
On the
Nett
Even so
Don't forget
Life's a gamble
One big bet
That could leave you
In someones debt
Which could lose you
Your T.V. set
So understand
And don't forget

For it is true
From me to you
So pay up
Now please do
For I'll come round
Out of the blue
And take those things
If I have too
For you owe me
Now don't you
Remember you borrowed money
From me too
And said you would pay
Now didn't you
And you let me down
Now didn't you
You dropped me in the shit
You fucker you
I should break your legs
That's what I should do
But your a mate
One of a few
But never again
Will I ever help you

So listen up
You little fuck
You owe me
So bad luck
And the reality is
Your life will suck
Through a straw
You fucking fuck
But like I said
Alright chuck
You are a mate
And I know you'll pay up
But you could have said
Look I am stuck
And can't pay yet
Instead oh fuck
You dropped me in it
And now my life does suck

So here's what's going to happen
Now listen to me
You will pay up
Whenever you see
And if you don't
I'll punish you for free
And mates will become enemies
Forever you see
Even though I don't want this
But you don't fuck with me
For you have a tongue
Than can speak to me
I you know I'm not nasty
Only provoked you see
And that's when you see
The real fucking me
So fucking listen here
To a main degree
Because if you fuck me over
You'll wish you haven't
Trust me


Sunday 15 December 2013

Bad boy Santa


Hey you
Can you hear what I say
Santa's a pain in the ass
And he's flipping gay

I caught him the other night
With his trousers down
Giving some bloke a blow job
In some dirty fucking town

And Ruddolf he's a wanker
Didn't you fucking know
For using his red nose
To give Santa an awesome show

And all his little Elfs
Started singing christmas songs
As they skinned up joints
And passed the bong along

All getting high
While enjoying life too
Now this is the real Santa
And his bad boy crew

Who go out theifing
To get presents gallore
No much wonder the worlds suffering
And no one will open their door

That's why he's a fat bastard
Who ate all the pies
Because he's not stupid
He just fed us all lies

Giving us all hope
At this festive time of year
But he's really a bad boy criminal
Do you all hear

So don't listen to him
The pathetic fucking cunt
For he's nothing special
And that's putting it blunt

So if he comes to your door
With presents in his hand
You know their all ripped off
Do you fucking understand

And the police will come knocking
With a present of their own
And that's a night in the cells
So don't you fucking moan

Because you have been warned
All about this evil man
Who's a fucking well legend
With one awesome fucking plan


Oh Brighton Brighton


Oh Brighton Brighton
Is a wonderful place
With lots going on
That's in your face

With clubs everywhere
And bars too
With lots of artists
Doing what they do

Spray caners
At their best
Chalk artists
Be my guest

Painters going wild
And photographers too
Even a pebble artist
How do you do

With many poets
Rhyming words for free
And many buskers
It's the place to be

With lots going on
In a really big way
Like the naked bike rally
Oh I say I say

Then theres gay pride
Oh what an event
Where the world comes together
That money well spent

Then theres the fringe arts festival
Held every year
With many open houses
Starting new careers

Then theres the MODs and Rockers
And the bike show
Then theres the mini rally
And the camper vans you know

Then there is the Lanes
Full of jewellery galore
And many art galleries
And a lot more

With a big massive pier
With many rides too
Oh what a place
That should be visited by you

With films like Quadrophenia
And Brighton Rock too
Created in this place
For everyone to view

Along with many artists
Who've made the big time
Like Fat Boy Slim
And Rizzle Kicks mind

So look this place up
The city by the sea
Simply known as Brighton
The only place to be


Can It Be Done


Can it be done
Can it be done
Can we make it
To number one
Can it be done
Can it be done
Come on
Lets have fun

Here we go
Here we go
You know
What to do
Here we go
Here we go
You know
Whats in you

Here we go
Here we go
Move your body
Like you don't care
Here we go
Here we go
Thats it
Oh yes I swear

Can it be done
Can it be done
Can we make it
To number one
Can it be done
Can it be done
Come on
Lets have fun

Here we go
Here we go
Bouncing
To the beat
Here we go
Here we go
Thats it
Move your feet

Here we go
Here we go
Put your arms
In the air
Here we go
Here we go
Do it now
Like you don't care

Can it be done
Can it be done
Can we make it
To number one
Can it be done
Can it be done
Come on
Lets have fun

Here we go
Here we go
Feel it
In your vains
Here we go
Here we go
Driving us
All in sane

Here we go
Here we go
A whats it
A gonna be
Here we go
Here we go
Can we
Have Victory

Can it be done
Can it be done
Can we make it
To number one
Can it be done
Can it be done
Come on
Lets have fun

Here we go
Here we go
Lets pump it
To the max
Here we go
Here we go
Oh yeah
Like having sex

Here we go
Here we go
In complete
Overload
Here we go
Here we go
Oh yeah
Lets explode

Can it be done
Can it be done
Can we make it
To number one
Can it be done
Can it be done
Come on
Lets have fun

Here we go
Here we go
Oh yeah
Baby girl
Here we go
Here we go
Go on
Give us a twirl

Here we go
Here we go
Lets show them
What we can do
Here we go
Here we go
Lets make it
All come true

Can it be done
Can it be done
Can we make it
To number one
Can it be done
Can it be done
Of course it can
Simply for fun

Can it be done
Can it be done
Can we make it
To number one
Can it be done
Can it be done
Well if you don't try
It will never get done